"Here resides famous CP member Haywire,
A Chief's fan whose seen history of both excitement and dire.
Was a Mod for a while with the alias of Barecat,
Posted quite a while and loves the thread "Fisty McTat".
He's fighting his cancer like a true midwestern champ,
Getting tattoos on his hands and possibly a tramp stamp.
Were rooting and cheering like a true supporting brother,
Hoping he posts naked photos of his sweet hot mother.
So come one and come all and make a nice post,
For today is a great day to start a Haywire roast."
Hope you're doing well buddy and cheers to you!
