I remember when I was seven or eight my stepdad tried to get me to eat peas. I refused, and he insisted. Started getting ugly. I finally got a mouthful of the things and spat them at him; I distinctly remember the peas bouncing off his face. Got my ass beat, but he gave up on the peas thing. And that was the last time I had one of the nasty goddamn things in my mouth.
Pea free for 50 years!
