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Was returning from a three-day Lake Shasta houseboat trip last week - the menu for the trip was primarily chili and Keystone light.
Stopped at a taco bell to use the bathroom. The bathroom had one stander and one bowl- but the stall walls were missing and there was no lock on the door.
Considering the intake of the previous three days this was a bit of an emergency, so I took a seat. Just as I was preparing mentally for the anal exodus - a guy steps in - clearly notes that there are no stall walls and proceeds to lean against the wall and wait.
No commentary was exchanged - he just stood there, waiting.
So I bore down while staring him in the eye and loosed. It was horrific. He departed immediately.
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