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Originally Posted by rfaulk34
Thank you. I know i've already won anytime someone simply says, or posts, "rings".
Let me explain it to you. It's the easiest, laziest thing you can do. It requires no thought or effort. Your team has to put in the effort and work hard to get that ring in the end. You, as a fan, had nothing to do with that. The only thing you can do is rap with other fans about how your team is better.
By simply posting "rings", you're taking the lazy, no effort way out. The exact opposite of what your team did to be a champion. Therefore, you are nothing like the team you root for.
It's not the coup de grâce you think it is, because you didn't do anything to get that ring. Basically, you are the Detroit Lions or Cleveland Browns of football fans.
This lesson was brought you to by the world champion of smacking other fans around. You're welcome.
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"Your teams' rings don't bother me!! In fact, they don't bother me so much that I'm going to spend an hour on a Saturday afternoon in the summer to scrawl out a 5-paragraph manifesto detailing
EXACTLY HOW MUCH YOUR TEAMS' RINGS TOTALLY AREN'T BOTHERING ME RIGHT NOW!! BECAUSE I'M THE WORLD CHAMPION OF YOUR TEAMS' RINGS TOTALLY NOT BOTHERING ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!"
