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Not bad, gents. Pretty good buzz so far, I must say.

I'm already seeing a lot of quiet enthusiasm for the Ross turds, and you just know somebody is going to go full dumbass and crown their asses by the time the first preseason game rolls around. Looking forward to reading the usual rationale for keeping them on the team, selected from any or all of the following:

1. "But the POTENTIAL!"

2. "We only have __________ with this kind of body type on the roster, and we need more guys like that! Ross can be one of them!"

3. "I'm telling you, I went to the practice, and Ross just blew the doors off of every other WR we've got! It doesn't have to be this difficult, just use the eye test!"

4. "Seriously, the NFL is going to do away with special teams eventually anyway, so why do we need a designated guy like that on the roster?"

5. "We already KNOW what Watson/James/vet brings to the table and it SUCKS! We can't get any worse by going with Ross!

Don't disappoint me, CP!