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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
Only when it's convenient.
JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.
I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?
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staylor is a classic beta profile trying to disguise his weakness with what he thinks are alpha tendencies. Loud mouth arrogance matched with a jacked up 4x4 who thinks he's an MMA fighter because he wears affliction shirts (even to sleep).
Truth is he's a string bean pussy with yuppie tendencies. I have come to appreciate his sports takes though, but I won't let him know that.
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.
Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy.
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This isn't a huge strike against you since you're black. There's two things black people can't do.....grow beards and swim. I'd suggest staying off the beach when you decide to kick staylor's ass.