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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.
I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick
Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.
Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight
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Most mocks have you going to West Africa in the late first but with your RAS there's no way you're making it past Scandinavia