If we're telling stories.....I barely dodged the bullet of catching the clap at 11 yrs old.
The neighborhood whore (16 yr old) was always hanging around my house and my 3 older brothers. She was always trying to tease me, rubbing her titties on me, kissing me and basically being a huge prick tease. I guess one of my brothers gave her the go ahead to pop my cherry. They had it all planned out for the coming weekend when my mom would be gone all day. She'd stop by during the week with previews of what I was in for on Saturday. The big day comes and nothing, no visit, no phone call, nuttin. And anytime after that she never acted the same towards me. I didn't find out until years later when my brother told me he found out the day before that she had the clap and called it off.
I'd loved to have seen the look on my mom's face when I came to her and said "mom, it hurts when I pee".
