[Wallcrawler]

Spoiler!

The biggest laugh I get is when people try to defend the ending.

Ellie decides at the end to just let Abby **** off and leave. This at least should have been a player decision moment. Let her go, or kill her.

Instead, we are expected to believe this utter dumb****ery that NOW, only NOW after killing how many enemies in the game, that revenge is bad, and she needs to stop the cycle of revenge.

Ohhhhhh.

Okay. So this revenge concept doesn't apply to the other 200 ****ing people you **** in half in this game. It just applies to Abby. None of those people had anyone that might take offense to you deleting their comrade?

Well unfortunately Ellie, it's a bit late to decide you're a pacifist, because there's nobody better than Neil Druckmann at conjuring up a character out of the ****ing blue to take revenge for one of your prior acts.

The ending is completely pointless and unsatisfying. You go all this way, slaughtering people in droves, just to get to your goal, get your fingers bitten off, and decide, nah. I'm good. You can go.

Pointless waste of ****ing time.

So yes, let's take the two characters fans have waited 7 years for, advertise only them, let's murder the main character quickly, force this character I conjured out of the air on them to play through a redundant section with no tension, because we already know which characters are still alive on day 3, finally give Ellie back just to have her decide at the end she's good, and she will be left utterly broken, and completely alone.

Yes, the two main characters having shit rained on them is exactly what the fans want.

Spoiler for Last of Us 3: Owen had a third sexual partner, a gay forest Boi named Cletus. Great man bunn.

Cletus wanders in and discovers Owen dead, and shakes his fist at the sky with a Darth Vader Nooooooooooo, and surprise!! Dina didn't leave Ellie, nooo no no. Cletus kidnapped her as the first step in his plot against Ellie for killing his naughty proctologist.

Gonna be a real banger, fans!!