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I get I'm out of touch when it comes to high school football because I just plain don't give a shit about it and only know as much about it based on what I'm surrounded by locally, but... seriously? We have offensive and defensive coordinators now? In high schools?

It used to be a school just hired the fat slob social studies teacher who only got a teaching degree so he could actually become a coach. Can't teach worth a shit, and maybe he can't even coach worth a shit, either, but the school will still hold onto him because he does both jobs.

Don't tell me Texas and the other southern states where HS football is ****ing huge are starting to get competitive with their school coach salaries, now. Please don't ****ing tell me we're going to see school districts ponying up million dollar salaries for their goddamn ****ing football coaches.