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Originally Posted by Titty Meat
Please treat her like a draft prospect and do a write up for us
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Paige Spiranac (5'6-1/2" 121 lbs, age 29)
Paige comes into this year's crop as an elite potential mate heading into her prime years. Boasts an average 5'7" frame with a nicely proportioned build. Her best trait is her jaw-dropping 34DD chest but she follows that closely with beautiful hips that lead to a great ass (queue up Al Pacino in Heat). Her face is also great with high cheekbones, a slender nose, a rounded chin, and an absolutely infectious smile.
She comes from an athletic background with her father being a former football player for the Pitt Panthers. This leads to an athletic, but not too athletic, body that makes just about everything she wears pop and especially swimsuits.
Once you get through the obvious physical characteristics that make her a top choice, she's also charismatic and playful, which is sure to make her a hit with your friends (let's just hope not too much of a hit). To top it off, she's fairly good at golf which means you can bring her on business trips and take eyes off your horrendous scorecard.
All-in-all, Paige is a definite top-10 pick and one you're unlikely to go wrong taking.