[Rain Man]

If he deigned to do it, Harbaugh's interview with the broncos would go like this:

Harbaugh: Of course, the quarterback is the most important position. Where do you stand at quarterback?

Wal Mart: We have one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the NFL.

Harbaugh: But is he good?

Wal Mart: He's one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the NFL.

Harbaugh: Left tackle is important. Where do you stand there?

Wal Mart: He's got a broken leg and is routinely outsmarted by raccoons.

Harbaugh: Well, do you have good pass rushers?

Wal Mart: We've drafted a couple of strong pass rushers. They play for the Bills and Dolphins.

Harbaugh: Is there any talent at all on this team?

Wal Mart: Broncos country. Let's ride!