[Coochie liquor]

‘‘Twas the day after Christmas and an embarrassing loss

Got their shit pushed in by Baker but what will it cost

Their GM, their head coach, their quarterback all suck

But to all of us Chiefs fans it’s funny as ****

their entitled fan base has their eyes full of tears

Because they’ve had losing seasons for the last 7 years

Their coaches wait to be fired, their GM probably not coming back

Because he paid a quarter of a billion to a declining short hack

Their offense is putrid their defense has given up

They’re injured and angry and have had zero luck

Next week they play KC who’s best in the league

And EmbaRuss may have his season ended on a blitz by Sneed

When this season’s over some players will leave

Because a very dark future is what they all see

Gone Jeudy, Gone Jackson Gone Risner, Gone Murray

Gone Dremont, Singleton, Marlon Mack in a hurry

They’re all jumping ship before it goes down

Because their captain Can’t Hackett is more like a clown

Now all Dungver fans cringe and their faces they hide

When EmbaRuss says his signature slogan “LETS RIDE “

Getting their shit pushed in that bad on Christmas night

Left their shitty ass players all ready to fight

The airplane ride home was full of unease

But EmbaRuss was too busy doing high knees

The Broncos still suck so all in the world is now right

Watching Dungver get wrecked made Christmas a very good night