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Can we as a society stop ****ing saying, "There are X number of reasons why..." where X refers to a significant dollar figure or contract number or whatever?

No, there aren't actually 4.6 billion reasons for Donk optimism. Hell, I'd argue there aren't 4.6 reasons! Take a team that was practically guaranteed to win the Super Bowl from the start of the season like the 85 Bears. How many reasons could you come up with that would give you optimism for the team? Probably a huge handful. A few dozen even? If you're really grasping at straws and focused on every individual in the building, you might be able to churn out 100?

So if every reason for optimism was worth a dollar, does that mean the 85 Bears were only worth $100?

And I don't care what we're talking about. I'll turn it on the Chiefs, too. There aren't 500,000,000 reasons why Patrick Mahomes is a great QB. That's ****ing ridiculous. An individual dollar isn't a ****ing reason, numbskulls.