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The Ballad of Belize
Sit right back children to hear a tale
About a man named Cave
I promise you, it will be a whale
Of how a human can make waves
To Placencia, Belize he did say he went
However, his VPN address said the opposite
Now he is angry at the kidding; has his joints out of bent
So he is deleting his pictures like a Stalin communist
What is the lesson to be learned
From this sordid wild yarn?
Shut up or else you will be burned
By ChiefsPlanet's slinging of scarn
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"In America, the impossible is what we do best."
-President Donald Trump
"Be my brother or I’ll kill you."
Nicolas Chamfort Sébastien-Roch, on the French Revolutionary principle of fraternity
"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."
GK Chesterton
"It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliance with any portion of the foreign world."
FAREWELL ADDRESS, 1796
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