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Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe
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Mmhmm. And the frequency of those posts is just as high as it is now during the offseason, right?
Because the offseason is when the Broncos are good. It's when the Broncos have a better QB situation with Kyle Sloter and Swag Kelly than the Chiefs with Mahomes. It's when John Elway is an elite GM and makes all the smart moves, and it's when Let's Reach is a dumbass who makes all the wrong moves. It's when Donald Stephenson is going to be a pretty good RT for the Broncos. It's when the Broncos pick up Kelce Killers and Tyreek clones off the scrap heap of the draft and free agency, and THIS TIME they're actually gonna do it! And it's when all of your reject shitty ****ing head coaches are Vince Lombardi.
The regular season? No, that's more when posting here is a slog, because none of that other shit was shown to be true. So you muster up the energy, post a weak-willed potshot featuring one of your only three good players, and go back and hide until the Super Bowl is over and it's safe to come out again and frolic in the field of pipedreams and bullshit.