Gracie Hunt declares her love for me & we marry. I invite all of CP to the owners’ suite for every home game. The suite gets trashed & needs an $11M remodel. Gracie divorces me for being a “knob.” I get nothing per the prenup & return to my status as the lowest-football-IQ poster on CP. The good folks of CP take pity on me & start up a collection to send me on a cargo ship vacation to Vietnam. While there, I meet a lovely Asian woman named “Gaz” and am never heard from again.
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You seem nice!
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