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A few months back I notice a guy coming up on my front porch and then lay down face down on it. I was not going to waste any time dealing with this guy was not going to open the front door and allow him any easy entrance. So I went out the back door and picked up the spade I was using earlier and then out the back fence. Go around to the front of the house and here this mother****er sits face down on my porch. I say to him what the **** are you doing. He doesn't move. I say it again. Doesn't move. I tell him then I will cut you in mother****ing half with this spade. He looks up and damn near ran into my truck getting off the property. Haven't seen him since and likely won't.
Don't let any one **** around on your property. Make your terms clear to them that they will feel pain. They will just come back if they don't get the don't **** around point.
Have another guy in the neighborhood that I like to call, "Talks to trees". He don't talk to my trees any more.
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