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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks
He's talking about Southwest Airlines. They invested in a bunch of seaplanes to service small cities near lakes and rivers - like Lake Havasu - and they had to cancel the whole program due to the water in the rivers and lakes drying up.
They were going to hire sex workers as stewardesses on these seaplanes who were going to provide free oral sex to customers who paid the business class upgrade. One of the hooker-stewardesses was so distraught after finding out that the program had been cancelled that she died of a self-inflicted rattlesnake bite. Her family is suing Southwest Airlines for millions of dollars. That's why the Southwest is ****ed.
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