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Pella is a clean town and it’s true you’ll do better if you start your name with vande- It’s a litt stuff and they want everything to look Dutch. There is a college in town and they have a big tulip festival that draws in more people than you’d think. You could do worse than pella. They also have a private school if you want your kids to play on a team full of recruited 6’7 high school kids against local communities.
If you’re looking Des Moines it’s got some things to offer. Altoona on the east side or bondurant are growing. It would be an easy drive.
You can find what you want in Iowa and you’ll get out of it what you put into it. If you’re a bike rider there are tons of trails that craft beer snobs peddle on brew tours. If you like parks there are tons of outdoor things and state parks. Lots of live music and hippy shit if that’s your thing.
Also the legislature just passed a tax chance and the state income tax will now be a 4% flat tax which is very competitive.
Don’t worry about the cold because I’m leaving my truck running to speed up global warming. Busch light is the beer of choice but if you like snob beer there are lots of places to get it. Breweries and wineries everywhere.
And billay, if you shit talk Iowa again I’ll chin check the ginger off of you.
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