[Rain Man]

All I need to know is that this Hackett kid is Paul Hackett's son. If he has any training from his father at all, the broncos will remain irrelevant.

My most memorable Paul Hackett story is when he was up in the booth calling plays as (ostensibly) our offensive coordinator. It was third down and he dialed up some play that was completely useless, a fullback screen or something that had no chance of making the first down.

Gunther was our defensive coordinator, and Gunther said, "Why did you call that play?"

Hackett said, "We'll gain a few yards before we punt."

Gunther replied, "Or maybe you could try to get the first down."