[Rain Man]

If for some insane reason Rodgers actually visited Denver, it would be great to hear the interview.

Rodgers: So tell me about your philosophy on quarterbacks.

Host: We love 'em. We've drafted six of them in the past decade and we've signed a bunch as free agents.

Rodgers: Six? Plus free agents? What's the story?

Host: Well, the GM drinks a lot.

Rodgers: Where are all of those quarterbacks now?

Host: Oh, that doesn't matter. You're going to have quarterback turnover when the coaches changes.

Rodgers: You've had coaching changes?

Host: A few.

Rodgers: How many?

Host: We're hiring our fifth one now in the past ten years.

Rodgers: Why do you keep firing coaches?

Host: Well, the GM is a mean drunk.

Rodgers: Can you tell me about the offensive line?

Host: No.

Rodgers: What's wrong with the offensive line?

Host: Hey, did I tell you that we're teaching our left tackle to read? He's making great progress.

Rodgers: This sounds like a mess. What's ownership doing to fix it?

Host: Oh, there's no ownership.