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Originally Posted by smithandrew051
“Well…JR, the Chargers just received the opening kick and Chris Jones is nowhere to be found. I guess he won’t be playing tonight despite never being ruled out.”
“Yeah, I tell ya, King, that is a big BIG loss for the Kansas City Ch…”
*Sound of Glass Breaking* *I Won’t Do What You Tell Me Plays* *Rattlesnakes on the Titantron*
“Bah Gawd…That’s Chris Jones’s music!!! Stone Cold’s here! He’s here!”
*Jones walks out, stuns the ref, sacks Herbert, pops a few beers for the fans*
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Sometimes the NFL is just too predictable. This is obviously what's happening.