The other day, I went on a date with this gal I semi-recently started seeing. Brought our kids and they met for the first time ever… and I offered to pay for everything, like a gentleman… and I shit you not, she told me to put my card away and reached into her purse and she had at least fifty $100 dollar bills in her little billfold thing. I’ve never seen that much money with my own eyes before.
And she’s really hot. I have never considered myself a lucky person, but I’ve recently begun wondering if that worm has turned. I’m fairly certain I may have hit the jackpot here… I mean, her and I even like the same music, same movies, same everything.
But no, that wallet, doesn’t meet the description of that little billfold thing she had in her purse.
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