[ThyKingdomCome15]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

I stole a sweet wallet today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin wallet. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his wallet all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new wallet and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff in there, just a couple of wads of cash. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his wallet alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Mail it to him.