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Old 09-16-2021, 02:52 PM   #39446
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Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
My all presidential defense would be:

DE - Abraham Lincoln (length and bend on the edge)
DT - Dwight Eisenhower
DT - William Taft (run stopper)
DE - Warren G. Harding
MLB - Ulysses S. Grant (tackling machine)
OLB - Franklin Pierce
OLB - James Monroe
CB - Barack Obama (stereotype, I know)
CB - Calvin Coolidge
SS - Andrew Jackson (enforcer)
FS - James K. Polk

On offense, I'd go with:

QB - George Washington, of course. (Good size, good arm, command of the field.)
HB - George W Bush (Texas running backs have a good history)
FB - Grover Cleveland (great second effort)
WR - George HW Bush
WR - Harry Truman
TE - Ronald Reagan
LT - Thomas Jefferson (quick feet)
LG - Zachary Taylor
C - Gerald Ford
RG - Teddy Roosevelt (phone booth mauler)
RT - Lyndon Johnson
This is the best thing I have ever read.
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