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Originally Posted by MTG#10
Wait, what? Are you saying you can cash in a portion of a life insurance policy before you die or is my drunk ass reading this wrong?
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Yeah, but you have to be partially dead.
1% - They punch you in the face.
10% - They beat you up for five minutes with a baseball bat.
50% - They hit you with a slow-moving car.
90% - They put you in an elevator with Aqib Talib and a stripper.
I didn't know you could sell an insurance policy, either. Whole life, I presume? I know almost nothing about those types of policies.