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Originally Posted by TribalElder
 still going
beaks just keep going
big whatever is gonna end up getting relegated out of the power 5  |
The story of the big SEC event after MU was brought in:
SEC exec: Welcome to the kickoff event of the new SEC!
MU representative: Thanks! This is quite impressive, especially the food buffet.
SEC exec: Yes! We pride ourselves on our football and food culture. Alabama, Georgia, LSU and Florida supplied all the seafood and delicious sides. The other schools provided great appetizers and drinks.
MU rep: I can't wait for our committee to dive in to all the great food and eventually the great football.
SEC exec: So, what did MU bring to the buffet?
MU rep: Toast and popsicles.
SEC exec: That's awesome. Your seats are over there at the card table.
MU rep: That's in the corner and so far away. And metal folding chairs?
SEC exec: We call it the "bring us some real food and football" area.
MU rep: Ah! I think the food we brought is the same as the football.
SEC exec: Huh? Excuse me. Important SEC stuff going on over there.