[WilliamTheIrish]

I suck at teh intranets.
Bearcat
01-30-2010, 01:16 PM
Okay, KSU fans... of course, I hope you don't have to consult it, but here's your piece of the court storming algorithm if the Wildcats win...



// If it's a true home game for Kansas State...
if (homeTeam == KansasState) && (homeCourt == OctagonOfDoom)

// ...and they're playing Kansas
if (opponent == Kansas)

// If Kansas is in the top 5...
if (opponentRank < 5)

// ...and Kansas State is not in the Top 25...
if (homeTeamRank > 25)

//... it's obvious what you've got to do.
return(STORMTHEF***INGCOURT);

// But, if Kansas State is also in the top 25, it's a bit more complicated
else

// If the bookstore could use some help...
if (currYrDVDSales < prevYrDVDSales)

// ...it's the perfect ending to your DVD, to Aerosmith's Dream On
// Just tell the Beakers it was an emotional game, blah blah...
return(STORMTHEF***INGCOURT);

// If KSU pulls a Chalmers...
else if (lastHomeShot == miracle3)

// ...congrats, you just won your Super Bowl!
// Again, it was emotional, blah blah
return (STORMTHEF***INGCOURT);

// If you overcame Kansas and the refs...
else if (refs = Kansas8on5)

//Go ahead, but have some people boo the court storming
//to make it look like the majority of fans expected to win.
return (STORMTHEF***INGCOURT);

// If it's a blow out --- THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN
else if (marginOfVictory > 20)

//Tell people it was expected, you Arrogant Asshole K-State fans...
return (GoHome);

// If nothing else, talk classy; you let the players celebrate alone,
//you expected to win, it's just another tough B12 game, etc.
else

return(GoHome);

Holy crap.. 2010