[Coochie liquor]

C’mon guys, Vance Fangio is the best DC in the league history. Look at all the championships he’s won while being the bestest DC EVAH!! Our defense who is the best you’ve ever seen has been the whole reason why Dungver has almost had a winning season every season the last 5 seasons. Dungver has only lost the last 11 straight spanning well over 2000 ****ing days because we’re playing 3D chess with Andy and Let’s Reach. Now they’re right where they expect to be. Only a good coach, a better OL, a better offensive system, a quarterback who can finish somewhere above 29th in the league, and a few offensive weapons away from kicking the asses of those much worse off teams like KC, and LAC. You guys are dumb, and blind if you can’t see the balance of power shifting from KC, to the almighty efense of Dungver. ~Knowshit

Von has never beaten Mahomes, and will retire on a 13 game losing streak to KC, and NEVER have beaten Mahomes. Your dumpster franchise still hasn’t figured out how to compete without HOF qb falling into your lap, and it’s ****ing hilarious watching you fawn over Rodgers, then getting kicked to the curb on prom night when he left you standing there holding the corsage, while he made out with the prom Queen. You’re a joke Knowshit, but not nearly as much as your fraudulent team, who couldn’t pick a franchise qb, even though their laughing stock of a GM was dependent on it. Factory of Sadness has moved from Cleveland to the place it will reside forever. Dungver! Enjoy the preseason, it’s almost over, and all you’ve got to look forward to. 13 straight incoming!