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Originally Posted by htismaqe
You should really attempt to contact her and let her know that you can offer her bodily pleasure far beyond what she's used to getting from her trust fund boyfriends and their coke habits.
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no way
my plebian bodily fluids would degrade her perfect skin
one drop of my saliva might upset her delicate pH balance
meanwhile i'm told that in third world countries, Gracie's perspiration can actually make an entire acre of previously untillable soil fertile for the ripest crops