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Originally Posted by Rain Man
When I was a kid, I lived in Springfield and we'd go to some fair there every year. They had what may or may not have been a freak show because it was an area where you could pay to see the "woman who turns into a gorilla", and they had something else that advertised a lot of scantily clad women doing something that I don't remember but it seemed vaguely pornographic.
Therefore, a normal state fair doesn't excite me. I like abnormal ones with semi-naked women and reversals of evolution.
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It's not a fair without freaks, hoochie-coochie girls, and a shit-faced drunk carny turning the Paratrooper ride into a NASA endurance test because he "don't like how that punk teenager was lookin' at his glass eye."