“Lop Buri is home to thousands of monkeys. Each has to swear allegiance to one of two gangs — temple monkeys and city monkeys.”
https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...article_inline
Choose your gang - like Costco.
But don’t screw with the monkeys. We used to drink “Cubi nukes” and bet on the monkeys success at stealing grocery bags from folks leaving the commissary in the P.I.
Whatever you threw at them came back twice as accurately and twice as hard.