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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties
Our conquest of the 32 Kingdoms begins, today, in the Year of our Lord 2020, January 12, at 2:05 PM.
It's time for House Houston to bend the knee.
The Lannistexan army is returning from battle and is not prepared for the savage hordes of Arrowhead - only a fool would meet us in an open field.
They may think they can hold us off...until they see our dragon.
Dracarys.
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Use his full name, dammit.
Patrick Mahomes of House Arrowhead, the Second of His Name, the Unlooking, Champion of the AFC West, the Kingdom and the First Down, Captain of the Eight Divisions and MVP of the League, King of Ketchup, Khal of the Great Turf Sea, Master of Donkeys, Mover of Chains and ****er of Mothers.