I had one of those Kenmore deals one time, Mr. MephistophelesJanx. Here's what you do.
Disconnect power to the unit.
Remove the water supply and the drain hose.
Remove the end caps from the control panel.
Remove the screws that secure the control panel.
Lift the control panel to gain access to the timer and selector switch.
Move the unit into your back lawn.
Purchase several bags of dry ice.
Fill the washer bin to the top with dry ice and approximately 5 kilograms of explosive material (dynamite will work).
Throw a road flare at the damn thing.
Know in your heart that you have done mankind a great service.
FAX
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