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This is how it's going to go down:
We'll get the Titans. Because it's what should be.
They beat us in a game we shouldn't have lost, and ****ed our home field advantage for the play-offs in a season in which the team overcame SO much.
And we'll spank them.
Then we'll go to New England, because the Bradys kept us out of the Superbowl last year, spoiling Mahomes' miracle season. And we'll put that dynasty to bed with an ass whoopin' because it is just and it is time for those old dogs to die.
And then we'll go to Baltimore, where they will be heavily favored, and everyone will be talking about how Lamar Jackson is the MVP, and how nobody can stop the Ravens, and how they're a team of destiny, and how Lamar flakes are the best cereal anyone has ever eaten and it cures cancer.
And we'll spank them badly, embarass them in their own house yet again and remind everyone who the true MVP is. We'll remind them that it is Patrick who is the Prince who was Promised, not the pretender in Baltimore.
and then we'll crush whomever it is that makes it through the gauntlet in the NFC. I suspect San Fran or New Orleans.
Because this is the season of destiny.
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