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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Charcandrick West Tweeted his retirement today
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Veach: "Chaaaaarck... my man! Just who I wanted to talk to! How'd you like to come back and play for the Chiefs! I saw that you're keeping in shape!"
West: "Shiiiit. You know, I'd love to, but uh... like... I need more money than just the minimum, and..."
Veach: "Well let's talk. How much do you need?"
West: "Shit... I just remembered. I actually retired!"
Veach: "...your paperwork wasn't filed at the league office. Your agent even picked right up when I called him."
West: "No uhh, I mean... like... *tweets while talking* yeah, I've been really busy to officially announce it, but... like, I mean, I tweeted about it and everything..."
Veach: "*looks* Just now?"
West: "KKKKKSSHHHHHKHKKKKKKKK Brett, sorry you're breaking up... I can't hear you, Brett... kkkkkshhhhhhhhhhkkkkk" *hangs up*