So...yesterday i was at work and my wife calls me up. Pretty routine for us. But this time she was spooked. She spooks easy so i didn't think too much of it.
She says, "Babe, i can't find the remote for the T.V. I checked everywhere and i don't see it"
"It has to be there. It was there last night and this morning. Keep looking.", I tell her.
She calls me back a few minutes later.
"Babe! I think someone is ****ing with me! I think there's a spirit here with me.", she says.
"
you're tripping. There's no ghosts there with you."
"No, you don't understand. Someone keeps changing the channel!"
"I'm sure there's a rational explanation..."
"OMG Someone just put the guide on! They hit the 'last channel' button too! There's a spirit here messing with the T.V"
"Sigh...just turn the T.V off"
......A few hours later.....
I pick up the phone to see how she's doing.
"Hey, so did you find the remote?"
"Yeah....it was between the mattress and Box Spring."
Dun dun dun....