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Originally Posted by suzzer99
No sharp knives in the house.
He can only live in a ranch house with no stairs.
No more pitbulls. You never know when you might have to pry one off a toddler's face, and that could be dangerous.
No more boom boom. Women weaken the legs. Well ok, once a week to relieve stress. But she has to be on top and do all the work.
No fast cars. Only a suburbitank with extra air bags.
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Excuse me, good sir, but dull knives are far more dangerous than sharp knives, because you're far more prone to using force and having the knife slip when it's dull.
