"Hey coach, fun question. In the era of 24-hour sports news and commentary, we're going to talk about who is MVP at Week 8 of this season. Nothing bad happens to you if you're wrong or if you don't mention somebody who actually wins it. You don't lose money, nothing happens to your family, and most people probably forget you even said anything. It's just for kicks to take up airtime on TV. So who is the Week 8 MVP?"
"*heavy breathing* Well, I don't want to say, because *breathes heavy* all that matters is who *huuuuuuuuu* wins it at the end of the... season."
Butt****ing moron.
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I would read an entire blog of SNR breaking down athletes' musical capabilities like draft scouting reports.
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