went to the local bowling club for a family reunion of sorts (my wife's family for those ill informed

)
anyways, stepped outside to vape for a minute. a local asks me a few questions about my rig.
after about a minute or two talking he asks?
have you ever been to america
fuggin' hell i laughed my ass off. told the whole family and they loved it (after ten years i still sound like i just stepped off the plane two days ago, not ten. shit, btw, this november it will be ten years. feels like five

)