Major General -We are in the midst of battle. Weapons Specialist Samuel Watkins took shrapnel to the buttocks and is resting in the infirmary. The donkey breeders must have spread manure around the battle field as breathing has been difficult. We will soldier on.- Patrick— Capt. Patrick Mahomes (@CaptMahomesII) October 2, 2018
Major General -We are in the midst of battle. Weapons Specialist Samuel Watkins took shrapnel to the buttocks and is resting in the infirmary. The donkey breeders must have spread manure around the battle field as breathing has been difficult. We will soldier on.- Patrick
Major General -The troops begin the trek home battered and bruised from battle. Glorious victory was secured thanks to the faithful sidearm strapped to my left hip and the power of Lt Hunt’s thunderous resolve. Tonight we drink to our success; we drink to victory!- Patrick— Capt. Patrick Mahomes (@CaptMahomesII) October 2, 2018
Major General -The troops begin the trek home battered and bruised from battle. Glorious victory was secured thanks to the faithful sidearm strapped to my left hip and the power of Lt Hunt’s thunderous resolve. Tonight we drink to our success; we drink to victory!- Patrick
Grandmother -I write this letter to you to enquire of my lineage. Recently my men have attempted to mimic my unique vocal patterns. They say I have a reptilian quality with both a high level of abrasion and pitch. I am not offended as my mastery in battle is unmatched.- Patrick— Capt. Patrick Mahomes (@CaptMahomesII) October 4, 2018
Grandmother -I write this letter to you to enquire of my lineage. Recently my men have attempted to mimic my unique vocal patterns. They say I have a reptilian quality with both a high level of abrasion and pitch. I am not offended as my mastery in battle is unmatched.- Patrick