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Ya know, a lot of those Chuck Norris facts/jokes can apply to Mahomes as well...and they are both from Texas.
Patrick Mahomes doesn't wear a condom, because there is no protection from Patrick Mahomes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Patrick Mahomes.
They once made a "Patrick Mahomes" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Patrick Mahomes doesn't churn butter. He throws a football at the cows and the butter comes straight out.
And so on...
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