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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties
According to writings in the New Testament and prior to his conversion, Paul was dedicated to persecuting the early disciples of Chiefs QBs in the area of Kansas City.
In the narrative of the Acts of the Apostles, Paul was traveling on the road from Kansas City to San Francisco on a mission to "arrest them and bring them back to Kansas City" when a newly drafted Chiefs QB appeared to him in a great light.
He was struck blind, but after three days his sight was restored by Pestilence of Chiefsplanet and Paul began to preach that Patrick of Lubbock is the Midwest Messiah and the Son of Pat. |
Your creativity knows no bounds. Well played.
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