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Originally Posted by Detoxing
Eh.
He's not really wrong.
The Chiefs did commit few turnovers.
They did take away the ball a lot.
Alex Smith WAS good at setting up the punter.
The Chiefs D generally didn't have to defend a short field.
That's all stuff i argued right here two years ago.
Mahomes WILL turn the ball over more frequently.
There's a good chance that our takeaways will drop since we traded the man responsible for the majority of them.
If he called Mahomes a turnover machine, which i wasn't paying attention to, then yeah, that's wrong.
Otherwise....he's right.
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Gal Gadot has a butthole.
Your ex girlfriend scored high on her SATs. She did a much better job than Gal Gadot can of making your uncle Lester feel comfortable. Your ex girlfriend had a steadier job that got her home by 6pm every day.
Gal Gadot won’t eat cracklings at 3 am with you and then smoke eight menthols and pass out on the couch.
Your ex girlfriend talked to a lot fewer rich good looking guys than Gal Gadot will.
You never had to get ready for a movie premiere and shave for your ex girlfriend.
Strangers never told you that your ex girlfriend was “out of your league” and you were “way outkicking your coverage.”
Gal Gadot is gonna make you more self conscious.
Millions of men don’t fantasize daily about your ex girlfriend.
I know who I’d choose!