[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by listopencil

So, I have a dog and a cat. I have had a ton of different animals and finally got down to those two. I swore not to add any more even when these two pass away. No replacement pets...


I had to go in to work very late this weekend. Around 10 PM. I was driving down an unlit road with very large orchards on each side. Luckily I was driving slowly as what looked like a white and tan furball ran out onto the road and parked its little furry ass right in front of my car. I stopped and looked around. Not a house in sight, and it was a tiny kitten. I had to get going as I was on my way to work, so...I drove back home quickly and we have another ****ing cat now. Don't judge me. You didn't look into its eyes when I picked it up. Here's a picture of the little shithead and I swear it's the cutest God damned kitten I ever saw:

Cute kitten.