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Old 03-13-2018, 08:12 PM   #81
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Originally Posted by rabblerouser View Post
Depends.

Me?

A ticket. $275. Not outside city limits, in District Court the City of Columbia rules don't apply. So Arrest, no ticket, paraphernalia? another crime, date with judge where your lawyer makes sure you don't get a sales charge or felony and you're saying $250 because you're a good ole boy?

You might get it out of a criminal charge by agreeing to an SIS "once" by paying out the ass but even as a good old boy i'd say a year pissing, and $1000 fine sounds more like it. After that you are exempt from Columbia's exclusions so a joint is possible jail time in city limits.....Inside the city you may still get a criminal charge the PA would certainly plea bargain down, but I bet you're still peeing.

Up to 10g (first offense) Misdemeanor None $ 500
Up to 10g (second offense) Misdemeanor 1 year $ 2,000
More than 10g - 35 g Misdemeanor 1 year $ 2,000
More than 35 g - 30 kg Felony 7 years $ 10,000
Possession of more than 35g, but less than 30kg, has often, historically, been charged as intent to distribute.



If I even get written up.

Say bye bye to the DL too...
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Persons 21 and over will have driving privilege revoked for one year if found in violation of possession or use of controlled substance while operating a motor vehicle.


Now, if someone owns a local coffee shop, and had FedEx delivering hundreds of lbs at a time to the front door of their house...and then hang their son out to dry...they may get held w/o bond because of the dual citizenship in Jordan. Oh, and it turns out that someone was a chomo ("pederast"), and it's gonna be the long walk up. Dude is probably gonna get the Full Monty. It's even worse than I described, but dude ****ed up. Hes definitely not a native son of the good ol' boys' club...


So, there's a lot to say about who you are, where you're from, and what your intentions are. I think past 35 grams your intentions are automatic,

In Lafayette County, they're so downtrodden, money talks in Lexington. A couple ozs = a couple thousand $$ + court costs and legal fees. And Probation, public service
Ya when I see MO elected officials not enforcing MO laws on pot...


PS It took 3 years to decriminalize pot, If it were not for MU the Columbia laws would have never been written.
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