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Originally Posted by KranzDictum
Wearing my new SB50 shirt. It is like -10 here but it is keeping me warm.
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How odd, a gifted t-shirt of a gift...
No one gives any credit to the the Papa John's bowl as a legitimate SB, even Manning could barely stand to hang out and celebrate with his "team" after the "big victory". Newton hasn't run away from a fumble since and even this last weekend bumbled a snap and amazingly is now able to just simply grab the ball off the ground and then easily take it a few yards for a td. Didn't see him jump away from the ball like a scared sissy, he saves those for the super farce when he gets slipped a couple mill on the DL.
Sad to picture your fat ass sitting there with your stupid looking shirt thinking moronic child like thoughts like "wow, we really did it boys!" when it was all just a sham to sell you a product and a story. The NFL even tried to conjure up a nickname for Captain testicle-melon, but no one gave a shit about "The Sheriff" marketing pitch because everyone knew he was a steroid shootin' whiny knob-gobbler. The NFL made it super simple for the previously, and amazingly made illegal again immediately after the SB "win", pick play to guide the living bobblehead through an easy regular season until he needed a few games off to mainline his wife's HGH in prep for his big run.
NFL execs in 2015 "How about if Carolina is up we just have Cam drop the ball and jump away from it?" Exec #2: "What, the fans can't that stupid can they?" Exec #1 "oh yeah, they'll buy plenty of garbage pizza and dorky t-shirts even years later".
Cheers to the basement for the next decade, you have a mess at owner, AFC worst QBs, O-line, D-line, LB outside Von, the worst coaching staff in the NFL, all being overseen by a gang of hardcore booze hounds that are blacked out by 2pm on scotch on the daily with a fresh 5 year deal. There is virtually zero young talent on your team because the drunks can't see straight by the time their draft picks come up so they just yell out "who's tallest QB or biggest OL" and then you wake up with a hell of a hangover and Oz and Mongo as your future. Our backups and our rookie QB just clowned your team in your house and were giggling on the field to close out your season. Hope you're prepared, that shit sandwich Elway and radio have been cooking up is going to last for years.