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Originally Posted by T-post Tom
Time to get a bigger frying pan. Viewership would go up w/o Goodell. Higher ratings = higher tv revenue. Work with SB half-time stars on a package gig to do the SB & the next draft. Justin Timberlake with a 3 song set before the the draft. Maybe have a cameo wardrobe malfunction with Janet Jackson (Alternates: Kate Hudson/Lady Gaga/Beyonce). Get a new demographic watching the draft and throw in some gratuitous cleavage and nipples for the horny hard core NFL fan. Maybe have a Goodelll look-alike in a dunk tank. A lucky audience member gets to come up and dunk him every half-round. Channel your inner Charlie Finley and go crazy...
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#1 pick. A-list Celebrity.
1st round - Former players with 5+ years in the league.
2nd round - B list celebrities.
3rd round - Fans.
4th round - Former players with less than 5 years in the league.
5th round - Stunts, acrobatics, and feats of derringdo.
6th round - Trained dogs.
7th round - Random people on the street who are handed envelopes with names.