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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Breaking News!
Cavs season ticket owner Hiram Hirshfeld has been found dead, stabbed 58 times in what police describe as a gruesome scene. His wife reported that he was merely on his way to see the game and had no enemies.
Police identified several clues but haven't yet determined their meaning. Hirshfeld's body smelled of marijuana despite the fact that he was not a drug user, and police found a torn up speeding ticket and bench warrant nearby. Police dogs also detected urine near the scene, but the sample was too diluted to provide positive identification.
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Oh my, he didn't look like one of Tyreek's pregnant lady friends, did he?